Hilarious

Isn't it FREAKIN hilarious that most locals I meet nowadays lack basic manners?

Is it just me or has the whole island adopted the culture that being rude is "cool-ness" and "serious character". No, wait, it's not me. Being rude just makes the person a fuggin pig. And I sincerly apologise for having insulted the pig.

I wish I may

Dear God,

As an act of desperation, am I writing this letter to you.
I've a secret. I've a wish.
Shall I spell it out to you clearly, or do u already know?
I wish I may, I wish I may.
Dear God, do you grant me of my wish?
Small it is to you, big it is to me!
Easy for you to give, difficult for me to achieve.
Oh, I wish I may, I wish I may.

Love always,
The half empty cup